"a Commander of the Bath will ultimately walk in to dinner behind a Master in Lunacy"
Cross of the Order of the Bath, regimental museum, Edinburgh Castle
GNU Free Documentation LicenseCross of the Order of the Bath, regimental museum, Edinburgh Castle - Credit: David Monniaux, Wikimedia Commons

Whilst a reader might be forgiven for thinking that at least one of these terms has been made up as a joke, they are both genuine!

Knight Commander of the Bath is an honour that may be bestowed by the British Sovereign on her subjects;

A Master of Lunacy is a legal title for individuals appointed by judges to oversee the management of the affairs of those certified insane.