"if I had to sleep with Douglas Hurd, Michael Howard or Jim Davidson"

To help you choose:

Michael Howard? Home Secretary at the time

Douglas Hurd?  Foreign Secretary at the time

Or Jim Davidson?  Disreputable comedian... still

Michael Howard
Creative Commons AttributionMichael Howard - Credit: Steve Punter
Douglas Hurd
Creative Commons AttributionDouglas Hurd - Credit: Steve Punter

Picture of the risqué Jim Davidson