"Am disastrous failure. Michelin-star cookery? Kwik-fit, more like."

Michelin Dinner
Creative Commons AttributionMichelin Dinner - Credit: Meg Zimbeck
Michelin is a car tyre manufacturer, with a sideline in guide books to the best restaurants and hotels.  Michelin stars are awarded to outstanding achievers.

Kwik Fit, on the other hand, is a British car service and repair company, offering low prices but no stars.