"Dennis Healey eyebrows, face a graveyard of dead skin cells, spots erupting, long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter"

Der Struwwelpeter
Public DomainDer Struwwelpeter

Denis Healey is a seasoned Labour MP with magnificently bushy eyebrows.

Picture of Dennis Healey's unruly brow

Der Struwwelpeter is a book of ten morality tales for children, by German author Heinrich HoffmanStruwwelpeter, the subject of the first story, finds that his low standards of personal hygiene have lost him all his friends.  The name means "Shaggy Peter".