"Maybe Dad will appear hanging upside-down outside the window dressed as a Morris dancer"
Morris Dancers
Public DomainMorris Dancers - Credit: Man vyi, Wikimedia

Morris dancing is a traditional English folk dance, performed by groups of men dressed in white, carrying sticks or handkerchiefs, with bells tied to their ankles. It has proved inexplicably popular since the 16th century, when it was first practised.