"I'd spent the better part of the day in Alice's staggeringly vast bathroom"

Q&A with Stephenie Meyer

from the Twilight Lexicon

Creative Commons AttributionBathroom - Credit: Rastin Mehr

Q:  This is going to sound insanely curious but… do the vampires bathe?  Given that you said the hunting is messy (no clean puncture wounds), I’m assuming that they get dirty… or at least bloody.  So do they take showers?  Do they comb their hair?  Brush their teeth?

Stephenie Meyer:  Vampires do shower, but they don’t get dirty the same way we do.  Outside dirt, yes–blood and mud and whatnot (though most vampires don’t get a spot on themselves when they eat–its all a matter of practice), but not sweat or body oils.  They would never have B.O., ha ha.  One girl asked me why Alice had a bathroom and if vampires have to pee.   No, they don’t (they use all the blood, creating no waste), but they do shower.  (And of course they have to have bathrooms–houses are just built that way, and when they want to move, it would look a little weird on the real estate listing: eight bedrooms, no baths.) 

They do wash the dust and rain out of their hair, too.  And Rosalie particularly spends a lot of time doing hers.  (Hair is dead cells–the vampire transformation doesn’t affect it.  If you’ve got split ends, sorry!  Not getting better.  Ha ha).