"I end up feeling like the Michelin Man."

 

The Michelin Man
Creative Commons AttributionThe Michelin Man - Credit: Caffeina

The Michelin Man also known as Bibendum, is the distinctive symbol of the Michelin tyre company. It is one of the oldest trademarks in the world, having been introduced in 1894. The name of the plump tyre-man has entered the language to describe someone obese or wearing comically bulky clothing.